Happy Teacher's Day to all!

Yep, it's over,everything and I would have to say it all ended on a high note. The day started out pretty lousy for me, there was this constant pain in my calf muscle that was bugging me and it just won't go away ( it still is here). But upon reaching school, I was absolutely too distracted by the thought of, ahem, giving our favourite maths teacher a brand new car ( with three different colours!) I'll consider asking everyone coming back to do the same next year, and considering we only take a mere 10 minutes to do ONE car and there are SEVEN teachers.... hmmm might be a good 70 minutes spent doing all the cars instead. Must not be biased ya know.

Of course there were teachers as our accomplices as well (quickly take their names down and arrest them for vandalism and obstruction of justice!), even though miss koh and mr hazrin saw us all giving mr lim's car a great makeover without his approval, they simply stood there (guess what?) TAKING PICTURES.

Anyway after the car was done ( free of charge to our BELOVED mr lim), we all headed back to the canteen where there was supposed to be the BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR! Wow, I was so excited till i found out it lasted... just about five minutes. (But it was still big!)

We were supposed to start at around 815 but due to some problems like finding plugs finding teachers finding lyrics AHHHH. But everything fell into place about 15 minutes later and we were supposed to perform "I don't want to miss a thing".
Note: I never thought that the song could get more cheesey but guess what si cheng did in his presentation to make it cornier? Quote: "Don't want to miss the teacher's things"
... Wow... I was stunned for a moment.

Anyway the show HAD to start, time was running out and my heart felt like it was gonna give way anytime ( my leg was no better).
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP!
That's all i could hear... I was worried though resigned.

They started to play... I was like thinking... uh since when was there an intro. Then I asked Si Cheng and he said " oh we're supposed to start when brian starts to play"

Then brian was giving us the " What you guys doing look". Ha ha =D... in shock, i exclaimed " START ALREADY AH?!"

Oh well that was already a BAD START ( bear pun!). Well the actual thing started and I was a little hesitant at first because well... I didn't know how it would turn out and everyone was like not singing. But then it's the last teacher's day so let's throw everything out of the window and GO FOR IT! Even if my singing stank at least it'll only be 3 months before I have to stop avoiding everyone haha. Amazingly everyone started to join in and it was like perfect, everything fell in place and spirits were high. I think we did good, great, just out of this world because it really took alot of courage for you guys to sing man. I know this and really, thanks everyone.

I mean, maybe girls or women or females don't understand this but it really takes alot of bravery and courage for a group of males to just stand there and sing that corny song (corny, but i like it :D). So, I was pretty surprised when I asked miss koh on her opinion on the performance, it went something like this.

"So what you think about the performance?"

" Oh it was a GOOD EFFORT"

"Hmm yeah, we didn't really rehearse so I was surprised it came out quite well."

Ok this is the punch right in the face.

" I said GOOD EFFORT not SHOWSTEALING SPECTACULAR."

And this folks, is what they call brutal honesty.

Of course in order not to look like a total villain, I would say that she said it was good and fun and heartfelt but hey, the damage had been done and it hit right in the heart. So now I guess we know whose car to target next year. ( Hint: It's small and pink and super girly.) Let's buy the smaller and stickier post its. HeH HEH HEH! Ok now it's time to say just kidding so it would look like a joke... look like :D.

Anyway we ate some cake and showed mr lim a video of his car being operated on, then we went there had a few laughs and stuff it was a great time of fellowship and fun. I don't really think I can describe it in words- you just had to be there to experience it.

Well, as you can see, everything fell in place as it should. It was a phenomenal event at teacher's day 2007 - the best, in fact, from my experiences- and it won't be something the class 4c or the teachers will be forgetting soon ( i hope). Well, have fun and enjoy your holidays for we're in for another week of highs and lows as the prelims slowly return to our sight radius... Be prepared!

Teacher's day

Haha after all the planning ( or talk) about teacher's day. We finally got the ball rolling... even though there's only one week left. I think it's gonna be pretty fun this year, we have games( or game) and we have a song performance and we're doing my favourite song heheheh - I don't wanna miss a thing rocks man. Anyway everything's going great now we have settled what we want to do ( since it's only two items LOL). There was supposed to be a dance segment but it got scrapped due to time constraints... oh well guess there won't be any dance using michael jackson's 'bad'.

I'm sure this year is gonna be great even though it's in the midst of prelims haha, I don't know why but sometimes i actually DO miss school... more of missing my friends and SOME of the teachers ( SOME =D). Last year in Victoria, Last teacher's day, I'll give my best for the performance and I hope everyone does to.

The plan seems to be pretty simple, those that are supporting singers just have to join in during the chorus and just hope for the best... as quoted by Mr Lim :D. He's really gonna be getting a great gift from 4c... heh heh heh...

Bouncing with Super Saurus

Many have heard of the legendary Super Saurus, but little have lived to tell the tale. Today, I come to you, bruised, battered and even on the brink of death to tell you of this magnificent beast. We were a group of archaeologists (our other job is being secret agents) that stumbled upon a long lost secret - me, Si Cheng, uh Yan Jie, Brian, Bronson and... some others whom I can't remember... my memory has been damaged permanently after the encounter with the Super Saurus.

Well it all started with a simple lunch break during Friday Lunch Club... except that it was on Wednesday ( I think). Note how I am simply unable to remember minor details. We had a meal at the food court at basement... what a lie... that place was actually a gigantic mining site full of hidden treasures. There were antique tables, exotic chairs, foreign food straight from korea and other parts of the world. It was no surprise that was home to the legendary Super Saurus.

After that simple meal of rocks and wild beasts that we had caught with our bear hands (whoops i meant bare), we decided to venture into an untold place of adventure, danger and excitement! We creeped our way through the vast complex, hoping to find more treasure... we definitely hit the jackpot when we spotted a Super Saurus hiding among other animals- a pig, a cow, a dog (maybe two)-all through our binoculars. We silently made our way through the rough and intimidating terrain to have a closer look at this rare finding. The Super Saurus remained relatively still upon seeing our arrival, it was probably cautious ( perhaps even curious) about these strangers. One brave soul set out to pet it... It was the PEE BOY! We were all afraid that the pee boy would pee on his pants - or even worse, on us! However he just calmly petted the enormous creature once on the head...

BOING

" What the heck?!" I exclaimed. " It's too addictive, let me try!"

I petted the creature once.

BOING!

We were astounded by our amazing discovery, the Super Saurus was extremely friendly ( in fact, it had this stupid grin on his face that could not be wiped off, as if it was printed on him). We were all happily petting the Super Saurus vigorously when the keeper of the Super Saurus arrived... and she had a fierce look at her face that just said " Stop harassing the Super Saurus." I guess the legend was wrong... the Super Saurus didn't kill people, the Keeper did! We tried to explain that we were all archaeologists but had forgotten to put on our badge.

With that... we just BEAT IT!!!!

Beat it... beat it... beat it (pause) beat it beat it ( panting sounds)

We arrived at a mysterious store full of toys but I'll touch on that in the next post... So many things happened this week man...

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Mission 3: Ambush!

After taking a long break to celebrate our country's birthday, being the patriotic agent that I am, I'm back for more fast paced action with my partner Si Cheng. Though Si Cheng now looks pretty out-of-shape considering he stuffed his face during the holidays, however, I am still in optimal shape. My daily routine comprises of 100 dead lifts, 100 sit-ups, 100 crunches, 100 bicep curls for a body bursting to the brim with muscle - I know my uniform hides this quite well.

It was Tuesday, a simple day, one filled with empty lethargy. The day started out with Endurance training aka Physics lesson, where one must struggle to keep awake. I must say this training is rather effective ( be it good or bad), some of the agents have learnt how to sleep with their eyes open. There was Intelligence training following that, a test was held and quick wits were needed in order to ace it.

But let's not get to deep into our agent hardcore training, even though some would describe it as a ridiculously cruel death camp. =D Recess ( aka mission time) has finally arrived and the agency deployed the elite agents!

I observed the surrounding... many people eating... noisy, chaotic... almost like a school canteen. But this was a mission field! There were many innocent civilians, and their lives might be in danger if anyone found out our identity. Si Cheng blended in well though... he was practically stuffing himself with a WIDE variety of food. I snorted and carried on surveying the area... a beep in my earpiece tipped me off that it was time for Mission... 3!

I immediately sprang up from my chair and took out my pistol, cleverly hidden as a pen. ( I bought it on Ebay.... Tell me why i need another pistol pen...) Us agents have all the cool gadgets. Today my comrades are, Si Cheng, Pee boy and Edwin. The meeting place was always the same... i was almost getting sick of it, till i realized that it was all part of the job. Sigh... life can get monotonous sometimes... how wrong i was to even think that the agent job could be boring...

As usual we made our way there doing a huge variety of stunts, from rolling to somersaulting to cartwheeling to using the stairs as a slide. You ask it, we've done it, and we'll do it somemore for the chicks. The area was surprisingly empty this time, something was amiss... like the money in my wallet. Everything was going smoothly, like a smooth criminal, till someone was pressing the freaking lift buttons again... No points for guessing who (hint it's a mischievous little hobbit that's barely the size of my thumb). But this time it's gonna be different... Oh yeah it's gonna be different.

The moment the ding sound was heard on the sixth floor we rushed out and up to the second floor, light speed. Mr Gnome was anxiously awaiting for us to pop out on the seventh heaven, we could even hear his gnomish cackle when we were rushing up. Things were gonna get bloody... real bloody >=D!

The hobbit attempted to make a run for it but his short stubby legs only allowed him to move like one cm per step... we practically walked there, taking a leisurely stroll and pinning him down with one thumb. We tied him to the pillar and took turns to burp in his face, he begged, he cried, he kicked and screamed but there was no stopping the streaming of stinky, loud booming burps ( especially from Si Cheng... who ate garlic YUCKS MAN)! He fainted after a few rounds ( personally speaking, I would have fainted earlier). Then he woke up after a few mins when we splashed cold water on him... then this time we farted at his face. I could have sworn it turned green ( if it wasn't already green in the first place). He vomitted at us but we stored it in a pail and gave him a "barf shower". Don't mess with the agents man.

blah

another two fridays and it would be what we've all been working towards for the past four years. well, phase 1 of our examination periods at least.

work hard yall =) persist consistently for the exams. they might just hit us hard this time round.

Mission 2: Betrayal

Working in the secret service has never been easy... always in constant danger... always putting our life on the line... But after a total of 6 years in the service, I realized that's the price to pay for living life on the cutting edge.


I've seen a couple of newbie agents planning to join in our extreme missions. Some of them have lots of talent, I almost see another me or Si Cheng in them. Others however fall short of even being my hostage, such as Bronson who only knows how to whine and pee on his white pants. Note: The contrast between your pearl white pants and your dirty yellow stain is totally uncool.


Of course, I'm only writing today to tell you more about our mission, which has become ever more perilous and dangerous. Now the many lives of young newbie agents are in my hands, any wrong move on me or Si cheng's part would result in the loss of innocence in these pure beings, I could not do that... I can't...


Being elite agents, we tend to get double crossed when we put our trust in others. Lesson no.1 in the elite industry is that the only person you can trust is nobody... because nobody's perfect. LOL ok lame bear pun. Anyway i've had the bitter taste of betrayal in today's mission - from a group of my most trusted friends. Si Cheng also feels the same way, but is unable to express his feelings in words. All he could do was cry. But it's okay, because real men cry =D.

Well, here's my story.

Recess has just ended. You know me, student by day, agent by night.... or whenever i'm on the first floor and heading to the classroom. News of our initial success has spread like wildfire, and many people from all over the world ( which means 4c) had come to be our apprentices in the art of stealth, agility, and quick wits. These chosen few were supposed to be the light of the future, but apparently some of them were only bent on double crossing us, to make us fail and sink into a miserable existence where we will be condemned for being heroic agents.

" Let's go, fellow agents!"

We rushed to the second floor, avoiding any oncoming bystanders nimbly with a combination of somersaults, backflips and wall climbing. The prefects tried to shoot at us with their high, piercing and annoying voices but their efforts were futile. We were too quick for their slow little sound waves. It is said that only things that move at the speed of light is able to transcend our speed, which is why time is able to pass by us effortlessly. Speaking of effort, the newly recruited agents were almost up to par with the pros ( me and si cheng).... almost....


We reached our destination.


Fortunately for us the coast was as clear as my mind this time. Everything was falling into place smoothly, and it seemed like this was gonna be a breeze. I wanted to newbies to toughen up but they were getting loser sissy training. I did a couple of rolls on the floor to be sure, there might be hidden snipers. My pistol stirred nervously under my coat ( or uniform, whichever), my sixth sense told me there was gonna be trouble....


I casually pushed the button.


Si cheng was keeping a lookout, covering my back... the rest were making a lot of noise...


The two silvery doors slid open gracefully, revealing a empty spot for the whole team to step on - i was careful in case the floors had hidden traps.... there wasn't. The whole team jumped in and we pressed the "close button"

The door was merely a centimeter away from closing when suddenly four of the new recruits sprang out and ran up the stairs.

It all occurred to me and si cheng instantaneously - we had been betrayed!

It was a race against time as the lift shot upwards towards heaven, the seventh floor awaited us and every second loss was a moment of peril and impending doom.

Ding!

The lift had stopped on the third floor! We might be in trouble. The double crossers' elaborate plan to eliminate the legendary agents were indeed formidable and well executed. Si Cheng and I whipped out our pistols and decided to clear every floor before proceeding. It was never our style to kill but we had no choice this time. Disposing the body would prove to be quite a chore. Bronson was hiding in the corner of the lift, weeping constantly ( I could see a smelly yellow pool of liquid forming at the floor but that was of no importance... except that the smell could kill).

As the door slid open Si Cheng rolled out, aiming every possible direction in case of any intruders. We had a weapon and we aren't afraid to use it. We could see the shadows of the traitors fleeting away in the brightly lit stairs. We shot at them but missed. The bullet ricocheted and put a few holes in the wall. There was trouble now. They could now stop the lift at every floor!

The lift stopped at the fifth floor... only two more to go. Beads of sweat were pouring down our foreheads. The finger on the trigger was constantly twitching, ever ready to fire off a bullet at any foe.
The fifth was clear, we rushed back in and told Bronson to stop peeing on his pants or we would shoot him. Imagine being stuck in an enclosed area with 4 people, the atmosphere reeked of only sweat, blood and urine. It was really getting on my nerves, and getting in Si Cheng's nosehair.

The sixth floor... one more... just one more...

The sixth floor had an innocent bystander there, we had no choice but to take him out. One bullet for the head and one bullet to the chest, standard procedure. Using brute strength, Si Cheng lifted him up and flung him off the building. We saw his limp, lifeless body thud softly on the rock solid ground. We turned coolly and left the scene. We were used to dealing with corpses.

Finally... The last floor. We were all gasping for air in the lift as it was saturated with the strong stench of urine wafting mercilessly into our nasal passages. It was as if invisible hands were strangling you. The only person unaffected was the pee boy ( duh).

The door opened and our foes were standing there, mocking at us with their arrogant faces. Though we could have just used our elegant pistols to blow a hole into their hard hearts, we decided to settle this man to man, fist to fist. Si Cheng and I were experts at unarmed combat, well trained in the arts of taekwondo, ninjutsu and karate. Jun Heng ( traitor no.1) rushed at us with his little stature, he was LOLLOPing again. I could hold him back with one finger. I gave him a left hook and water spurted out of his mouth. He fell on to the floor unconscious. "You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth criminal", some music suddenly played in the background.


Si cheng was about to give yan jie a uppercut directly to the chin when suddenly han cong came and pulled them apart. Suddenly all of us started dancing and singing "Beat it"...


The fight was over... we were victorious once again! No one wants to be defeated! Show them how funky and strong is your fight is, it doesn't matter, who's wrong or right. Just beat it! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!


And so we all "beat it" and left to class happily, dancing our way throughout the journey. Jun Heng had gained a bloody nose and Bronson had effectively dyed his school pants yellow. It appears that violence does have it's rewards sometimes eh?

4c stuff

Just wanna update, some of the events that are being planned to happen by end of year would be (trying to be confirmed..)

Overseas trip (langkawi)
november bbq
december bbq
class shirt

hope yall wld show support fer it =) notices for class stuff wont be up for a while though.

slotho

Mission 1: Operation Lift

Agent Joel reporting in...

Agent Si Cheng reporting for duty

Tense mission impossible music starts to play in the background.

After a long and exhausting 2 periods of lit, the two agents have been liberated from the torment and cruelty of the evil Miss Koh, by using a combination of wit, agility and intelligence. We sprang out of the library, and rolled on the floor a couple of times to scan and survey the area, keeping our heads down in case we get caught in a cross fire- secret agents like us always do.

After doing a couple of "act cool" poses in front of the library to attract all the chicks, we sneaked past the teachers at the canteen, oblivious to our presence due to our training in stealth combat. Si cheng and I made haste as we had to get to our rendezvous point as quickly as possible to avoid being detected. Alas, the place had already been plagued by an enemy spy, a person seeking to capture our two heros and send them to the dreaded... M CHIA! ( Name shall not be revealed for confidential purposes).

Using our excellent acting techniques and ability, we blended in with the environment, acting like a normal student simply heading for our next lesson. We casually circled the area, entering and exiting the toilet, when in fact we were observing the situation every milisecond. Our keen eyesight let slip that the coast was clear, and swiftly we pushed the button. Time was slowly wasting away, every second we were there we could get caught, brought to the chambers of hell, suffering a fate worse than death itself. What could I say, our jobs requires us to put ourselves at risk... for the greater good.

The gateway to success has finally opened, Si cheng and I were about to stroll in when we encountered the bouncer of the gate. He stared at us sternly and fear stirred in our hearts, was it the end of our two heros? We shifted gear and decided to put on an air of ignorance and innocence. I looked sheepishly at the gigantic figure hovering over my fragile, skinny body then began to LOLLOP away in the opposite direction. Si cheng caught on pretty quick and started to do the same.

We pushed the button for the second time.

Once again the two doors slid open, revealing our escape route. We dashed inside, there was no time to lose.

One of the enemy was walking towards us, accelerating at a exponential speed.

What was our fate?

I pushed the close button rapidly, hoping, praying, begging, that the doors would shut and lead us to victory. Beads of perspiration rolled down our heads as tension rose. The two doors were at a fraction of an inch when we saw that the enemy had arrived, but was unable to catch the two professionals. We could hear him cursing and swearing, kicking the metallic wall that served as a barrier between good and evil. That sound was just so satisfying to our ears, after all our effort, we had made it past all the obstacles and emerged victorious.

Ding. The gate had opened once again on a higher plane. We thought it was the end of it all, but then the door slid open, revealing another one who had the authority to send us right back to hell. Not knowing what to do by this sudden change in the situation, we opted for our only option...

" Good morning, madam"

She silently pointed towards the exit and we hurriedly left. I guess sucking up does work sometimes =D. Everything seemed to stop for that moment.

We had made it.

We had completed our mission without being killed.

Tears of joy rolled down our cheeks freely as we kissed the sweet ground of the seventh floor. Hi fives and hugs were given to one another upon the realization that we were both still alive and kicking. Could there be anymore bliss than surviving such an ordeal? We started to know the importance of life, and how short life can be.

The two agents have survived this time... but will they make it for another round?...