Bouncing with Super Saurus

Many have heard of the legendary Super Saurus, but little have lived to tell the tale. Today, I come to you, bruised, battered and even on the brink of death to tell you of this magnificent beast. We were a group of archaeologists (our other job is being secret agents) that stumbled upon a long lost secret - me, Si Cheng, uh Yan Jie, Brian, Bronson and... some others whom I can't remember... my memory has been damaged permanently after the encounter with the Super Saurus.

Well it all started with a simple lunch break during Friday Lunch Club... except that it was on Wednesday ( I think). Note how I am simply unable to remember minor details. We had a meal at the food court at basement... what a lie... that place was actually a gigantic mining site full of hidden treasures. There were antique tables, exotic chairs, foreign food straight from korea and other parts of the world. It was no surprise that was home to the legendary Super Saurus.

After that simple meal of rocks and wild beasts that we had caught with our bear hands (whoops i meant bare), we decided to venture into an untold place of adventure, danger and excitement! We creeped our way through the vast complex, hoping to find more treasure... we definitely hit the jackpot when we spotted a Super Saurus hiding among other animals- a pig, a cow, a dog (maybe two)-all through our binoculars. We silently made our way through the rough and intimidating terrain to have a closer look at this rare finding. The Super Saurus remained relatively still upon seeing our arrival, it was probably cautious ( perhaps even curious) about these strangers. One brave soul set out to pet it... It was the PEE BOY! We were all afraid that the pee boy would pee on his pants - or even worse, on us! However he just calmly petted the enormous creature once on the head...

BOING

" What the heck?!" I exclaimed. " It's too addictive, let me try!"

I petted the creature once.

BOING!

We were astounded by our amazing discovery, the Super Saurus was extremely friendly ( in fact, it had this stupid grin on his face that could not be wiped off, as if it was printed on him). We were all happily petting the Super Saurus vigorously when the keeper of the Super Saurus arrived... and she had a fierce look at her face that just said " Stop harassing the Super Saurus." I guess the legend was wrong... the Super Saurus didn't kill people, the Keeper did! We tried to explain that we were all archaeologists but had forgotten to put on our badge.

With that... we just BEAT IT!!!!

Beat it... beat it... beat it (pause) beat it beat it ( panting sounds)

We arrived at a mysterious store full of toys but I'll touch on that in the next post... So many things happened this week man...

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