The most embarassing moment of my life

Hello guys i'm back from Taiwan, land of hot chicks, screwed up governments and badly translated english! I won't be talking much about my trip because no one really cares anyway, I should just give you the interesting bits you gossipy $@#!%#@s!

So before we get to the good part which is how i totally embarrassed myself in front of TWO families, let me give you a slight intro to the people there.

My family - 6 ppl, parents sis aunt uncle.

Their family - 4 ppl, parents 2 girls.

So you see, the incident happened on day 2 of my SEVEN day holiday. We ( the two families) were eating dinner on one table as there was no space in the restaurant. Everything was going well, I usually don't talk much when my parents are around for obvious reasons...

So dessert came and it was a plate of oranges. Just so you know I was sitting beside the two girls... and both of them are older than me and no matter what I'm going to tell you next let's make this clear...

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN EITHER OF THEM OMG!

Ok so here's what happened. As I mentioned earlier the fruits were being passed around the table and I was currently day dreaming and watching the fruits being passed around. So when the older sister offered her younger sister her oranges ,ok that sounds wrong but let's move on, due to a slight jolt in my brain I very quickly and jerkily turned my head and looked towards the girl in my direction. Of course, I was only looking at her oranges.... or the oranges... whichever but my parents and like the whole table interpreted it as I was rejecting her offer of oranges when she wasn't even offering me. I tried to clear up the matter but it's not like they would listen since they were too busy laughing. If there was a hole in there I would dive in but there wasn't so I had to make one.

So I suppose you can guess how badly the rest of the day went, or for that matter, the rest of the trip. The rest of my encounters with the two girls can only be described as retardedly awkward and depressing. The good thing is that I know the truth of the matter and I'm spreading it around... I was just looking at her oranges. The end.