O Levels

I know that my undying fans are all happy to see me return from silence, to stop posting our results of weird trivias that we start to discuss and laugh about, to recognize me as the one and only EMPEROR! Ahahahahahaha!

* Cue the Final Countdown music in the background.

Today we had 3 consecutive papers that were brain numbing, it was so terrible, really. I mean the freezing temperature of the hall, not the papers. All the papers did was make my heart jump out of my mouth. Well, I'm sure we don't want to harp on what's done, let's look towards the future ( and I don't mean MORE exams). Go 2 weeks into the future and visualize us having fun at Downtown East chalet... what bliss!

Ok now back to reality you little weasel, trying to delude yourself from the dreaded exam that you cannot run away from. I find it quite ironic that I'm the one typing here at my computer now while most of you are mugging your hearts out. Well, there's really not much I can do unless I won't to have a series of panic attacks that would make me have to take pills for depression. Si Cheng's job is to encourage you guys while mine is to... well it's beneficial for you - APPRECIATE it =). It's always nice to see us let our hair down before the examination starts, engaging in a short chat or just spamming nonsense ( no overkill please). Not like I can stuff much into my brain before the exam actually starts, dunno why but I always get this weird light-headed feeling when i laugh too much. I think it's what we call feeling high- and I do it without drugs... maybe it's the chocolate.

Anyway here's a good tip for all the guys ( maybe girls), if you're feeling horny, eat chocolates. Why? I don't know it really doesn't help to suppress the horniness, but you've just eaten something delicious. Yum!