Ironic Event of the Day

Today my mother called to scold me for something over the HP. I simply allowed her to carry on as I was still half asleep so I didn't say anything. So she scolded for like a minute and then she said...

" Don't talk to me, I can't be bothered to talk to you."

I was laughing after she put down because the irony is overwhelming.... I didn't talk in the first place and she had just spent 60 seconds talking to a person she can't be bothered to talk with. Ahhhhhh!

Friends and Fun

Hi hi I'm back from the 3 day chalet yay. The days were passed by playing mahjong, ps2, late night movies, and practically sitting there and chatting. However, most of the activities were pretty fun... Arcade was more funny than fun. The basket ball game = I suck = Ball flies out of the area lol.

Anyway there was one time I was walking home from the chalet ( at like 3.30 am O.o) and the streets were so empty and quiet... As in, seriously, it was as if I was the only person on Earth. So lonely, yet so peaceful. But then again, my life would be boring without SOME conflict. That's why I'm always thankful to have friends to quarrel with... even if we do offend each other sometimes we'll still pick up the piece for each other. That's what friends are for right =). I doubt there will be any more class gatherings ( whole class of course) for the year but I'll remember you guys. If i don't recongnize you all on the streets, feel free to punch me in the stomach once... with LOVE AHAHAHAHHA.

Ok la chalet was pretty cool because I was hanging out with a different group of friends so it's pretty new and interesting because our topics are different, the way of conversing. Good stuff spending time with others that I don't interact so often with in class.

Not to mention I met up with two of my sec 2 friends today which was fun as well hahhaa... all talk nonsense and catch up with one another... lots of jokes flying around and there was still a casual comfortable atmosphere. Geng Hao joined our pool game and of course I lost and lost and lost and lost to the "pros" andrew and brandon.

Oh yeah, Brandon is a BLATANT cheater in pool. When his cue has OBVIOUSLY touched the cue ball = foul = no hit = other players turn.... he still hit the ball just to get a stripe ball in. CHEAP MAN =). I shall now attribute all my losses to his dishonesty.

Lol dinner was nonsense la... I only drank a cup of tea ( and it sucked real bad for $1.30) then it was ARCADE TIME ( Gh sponsored most of it). We played retarded games aka BASKETBALL... some hammer game to test your strength and some punching game to test your strength again =D. Yes, our male hormones are raging. We even went to abuse the machine where you had to punch down the mice/cats. Fun shit man.

Anyway, I'm bored to my skulls at home so if you have any cheap and good activities get me there hahahahah! See ya next time

Dun make me take a stick and whack you...

Hi guys, the hols are here and I'm broke*.

* This is just a message for people who would like to donate to the Friday Lunch Club fund =).

Anyway, for the whole of the past week I've been playing pool nearly everyday... and it's like 5 bucks each time I go so it's no surprise that I'm broke...

BUT today there's a special incident when I played pool which was quite traumatizing, and this is how it went...

Well at first when the incident happened I was simply sitting with Geng Hao waiting for my turn to play since we were alternating. Anyway, at that time suddenly said to me, " Hey, got fight outside."

Of course, due to my curious nature I immediately turned and saw a group of guys standing outside scolding each other.

" Scold only la... never even do anything"

Well that sentence couldn't come at the correct time because they started to punch the guy. Just to clear things up, it was a like 7v1... lol guess who won.

Anyway, the poor guy TRIED to act tough at first I suppose because I heard one of the members who whacked him saying, " Try to do that kind of shit again somemore!"

To be honest I didn't make a big deal out of it.... till I heard the guy taking a giant stick and hammering the guy thrice on the head till there was blood. Yes, I could hear and see a bit of the scene. The guy who kanna whack tried to run but he was cornered...

Only at that moment I was a bit scared and told Geng Hao, " Dun look dun look later they whack you also."

Then we all pretended not to look while still looking.

After playing pool we went to inspect the stairs where the guy got owned and yeah... there were blood stains. I think his head is broken already lor, the guy seriously smash the stick on his head so loudly. Everyone was stunned for a moment at the pool shop.

I think after that experience I learned a few things...

1) A cue stick is a dangerous weapon.
2) When you're alone dun act tough unless you have a gun.
3) When you're not alone still dun act tough unless your team is equipped with personalized cue sticks.
4) Don't be stupid. Simple as that.

why hello there..havent been posting at all ever since i was given the honorary role of a contributor. but obviously i'm not going to post a freaking OHHHH YEAHH post just for kicks. but seeing as which i have nothing much to say since its not my own blog but a group blog, your faithful Papa Heb has decided to write a short little post here, just for the little ones.

so..of tarot quizes, pokemon tests, dumb-ass video clips and bitchy fighting, this's been one hell of an eventful site to be a part of. keep up the contribution or something, it amuses me to no end heh. and i hope it'll keep us guys together, be an outlet that everyone can share their feelings in ( just not too much or you'd get banned. if you have more than 1000 words in reflections and rants, tell it to your pillow cause the world just dont give a rat's ass )

so stop the warring, start the lovin', and let to world revolve around the sun in peace. and IF. IF. you must fight, please do it at the chalet. the more of each other you kill off, the more space i get to sleep. so until then, save your burning passion for le Chateau d'Aranda.

lubx,
Papa Heb

Sneak peek into agent's holiday

To my dearest fans and supporters,

Recently we've been out-of-sight, taking a break from all our exhausting agent work. Though we are on a holiday, we still do work out to keep our manly physique in shape. Just to tell you, we agents are ok at the moment, able to blend in with the crowd easily due to our extensive agent training. I do have to admit I miss the mission field, but this is a no better time for a break.

Anyway, today we went to work out at Agent Pee Boy's secret liar filled with ridiculous security guards. Of course, they didn't know our identity and tried to throw us out. Si Cheng and I had patience, for we know we shouldn't abuse our power. Still, that guard pissed us off for being utterly unreasonable.

At least we managed to make it to the table tennis table where we started to play. Table tennis can train your accuracy and reaction time, as the ball will fly at amazing velocities. No matter, we were so powerful till we smashed the ball into two ( no exaggeration, just check with any of them), and by the time we ended the ball was CRUSHED ( again, no exaggeration).

We started to talk about old times and the people who used to join us on missions, on their special trademark moves. One of which we talked about is the evil stupid hobbit who always attempts to sabotage the progress of our mission. He is easily recognizable by his RIDICULOUSLY SHORT stature and his unrelenting laughter that can go on to about 15 mins long. Then he starts randomly saying YEAHHHH for no reason. In fact, I heard that he has upgraded his "YEAHH" recently into an... "OOoOoooO YEAHHHH". Next time i see him, I'm gonna stuff a piece of tissue paper into his mouth to stop him from making noise.

Though the day was unfruitful due to the broken ball - and the fact that pee boy was only smart enough to bring ONE ball which also means that he's stupid- we did enjoy talking about old times. About our lives one year before we joined the agency, about how we even formed the agency, and the people that have supported us in our endeavor all this while.

Don't worry people! Even though you are unable to find out where we are at the moment, I'll be sure to update you on our agent activities. See you next time again!

Signed,
Agent Moonwalker

P.S: Pee boy pees in his own swimming pool.

Love...

Yes, today's post is going to be boring, not funny, not entertaining, but just some of my thoughts on the subject of love. I know that I'm the least likely to be fit to talk about the subject, a few screwed up shitty relationships here and there but just penning down my thoughts so when i read this next time I'll go like, " Whoa chim =)!"

Yes, love... Some adults say that when you have a crush in school it's not love, don't fall too deep into it. I think that sentence should be corrected a little. To me, anyone has the capacity to love, regardless of age. The thing that serves as a variable in love is simple the extent of love, the depth of your emotional attachment.

Love is quite a magical thing isn't it? It's almost the composition of happiness, bliss, all the things that make you glad... In relationships, there are always these moments of pure excitement, those things that make your life special and most memorable. The memories able to bond two people so closely together. Definitely you will treasure those once-in-a-lifetime moments, no regrets.

And yet I for one always distance myself from any girl that I happen to like now, it is so difficult isn't it. If she doesn't like you then at least you aren't that close, you don't feel your heart breaking like a million knives have pierced through it. The term heart-wrench is most appropriate for those truly suffering from heart break. Even if you emotionally distance yourself, sometimes the pain is inevitable.

I don't know, but I guess it's because of the fear of rejection? But I've seen a fair few relationships gone *BAM* just like that. At this age, I probably shouldn't be planning long term, because the relationship is likely not to last long. Sure there are exceptions but I think if I ever can get into one, let's just take it as it goes. I too, desire to have the experience but I just can't pull it off I guess.

Sometimes, you simply like the person but do not dare tell him/her right to the face. You hold in your emotions for a long time, simply giving hints or through actions. Just tell him/her straight to the face, it's 50-50 chance anyway. Of course, don't do this when the person obviously doesn't like you or you're asking for a punch in the face. But pull it off, though difficult it may be, and it will be rewarding. You will feel liberated from your emotional suppression, like jolts of electricity feeling through your body. I think we call that ecstasy.

In the end, love is just a double edged sword, with the power to hurt and the power to heal. It all depends on the wielder, how one handles the issue of love. Yeah, I'm not the best person to talk about this but these are just my reflections on the topic. Basically it's for my own reference to see if my thoughts change throughout the years...

GOOD NOOOOOOON =)

for the really really bored peeps

Please Welcome Me

LOL!

After so long, I've finally found out how to post on FLC!

just wanna say

OoooooooH YeaH!

Confirmation for 4C's Cage@Kallang

It's cofirmed and booked already.

4C is going to have soccer at Cage@Kallang, pitch 3, on 14Nov, 10am to 12pm.

Please be there before 10. A few of us will be at Kallang Mac before that.You can meet us there first. A fee of $50 shall be split among those whos going( 15 ppl = $3.33ea, the more the cheaper.)

Where the hell is that siah: http://www.thecage.com.sg/directions.htm
http://new.thecage.com.sg/home/where-the-heck-is-the-cage

If there's one thing you should miss
Upon christmas dawn to come
Of a year so great 2007
What shall it become?

Of summer's growth that turns to beaut
and all else gorgeous looks
Or summarising letters, notes and all
Indulging in the books?

Or churning studies into marks
Its print a glorious shade
Remembering the numbers count
of prelims, superb grades?

Or experiences you had in school
Events of many count
Where events appear, your luxury
Of leaps and ups and down?

Or memories brought, as stars bring light
The friends that wonder bring
When through recount you begin to wish
For the same ol' joy they sing

Its difficult to show, though easy lived
What life, 4c, had done
Yet more importantly you'll understand
The strange betwixt undone

The suanning shot at lessons
The lazing in Setho's class
Edwin is a caveman
Bronson is an a**!

Mdm's Tang a scandal
Joel full of shit
Hancong food expert
Junheng the hobbit

Brian the whiney (can we go.... uhhhhhhh)
Sicheng the handsome!
Alvinlim the roachcck (rearrange)
Ren an the bear

Mat gang, corner side,
we play soccer at parade square
Eat cocktail jelly (edwin don't eat the fruits)
Take lift everyday. OOPS

Yanjie eyebrow shaker
Hassan the fake mat
Daniel the H.P... hahaha
Wenxian needs to recharge

Country club and chapteh
Getting caught in lift
Slamming books together
Watching classmates tio suan like shit...

Stand we, with fellowship
A burning fire inflamed
There is no class, its like no other
As this I've lived 2 years with.

If there's one thing I would foremost miss
Then without a doubt its this
Ill always remember the great times spent
In our class.
Its surely this.



ps: really sry bronson but nothing rhymed better with class

Sorrowful joy

YES, the smell of freedom, the touch of liberation within my grasp. To me, the O levels have come to their inevitable end. My heart feels like it's fluttering now, beyond the grasp of my physical touch because finally...

I am free.

But of course there is nothing purely good in this world, just like how every good thing has a drawback. Now that I have only one paper left, it also means that I'll only be returning to the school for one more time for the entire year. I have no idea how to say this but I'll miss the school, I'll miss my friends there just so many things that go away with the burden of O levels.

The school building, that familiar foyer, the torturing heat of the hall, the cool breeze in the parade square. There are just so many things to miss, to long for after I leave the school. I guess I just didn't feel this sorrowful during graduation day because I knew I had to come back for O's, I knew I could return to this place which has become my second home. All the seemingly normal and mundane stuff in the school have now carried a heavy significance in my life. For a whole of four years, I have been walking the same path through the school, attending the talks given by Mr Maran, hauled up to the front for not bringing my tie. Yes, sometimes things weren't so pleasant, but it only served to make it more memorable.

It only served to make much more harder for me to leave the steps of Victoria School.

The Final FINAL countdown

Sian, finally the exams are coming to an end =D. You may recall me actually saying something during the prelims that exams are cool and we get off early to do our stuff and all that shit. But no, now my opinion has changed drastically. This exam is seriously just a piece of $h1+ it's been nothing but trouble. I mean, I don't study that much but the problem is that it's always bugging me at the back of my head when I'm playing. Yes, I'm supposed to be studying ( like now) but isn't it ok to take a 3 hour break for every 1 hour that I study?

*Ok you guys can say Yes now.

The worse part is, those subjects that I actually put in effort to study, I realize that I'm not confident at all. Either way, I'm screwed. So let's not worry about this whole thing. The main point of this article is that by the end of the tomorrow...

EXAM WILL BE OVER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It's time to spend the rest of my 2 months rotting away on the couch at home eating potato chips till I become some fat ass till I can never get away from the living room... oh wait that sounds like Si Cheng. Anyway, after exams must chiong go out everyday! I dun care during O level period I'm like some legless bird who is caged up- I MUST FLY WHEN I CAN! Hopefully I can get a job and rake in some SERIOUS cash! Fun shit after the O's there's just so much MORE to anticipate rather than

" Omg tmr's SS paper... I better go think about what chapter to bet!"

OR " Sian la tmr lit, must study!"... after 5 hours of playing " Shit why time pass so fast, better get started on my FIRST essay of the month."

But after O levels all we can think about is

"Chalet, Chalet, Chalet"

Or...

"Chalet! Chalet! Chalet!"

Sometimes things might get a LITTLE extreme and we might go

" CHALET!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!1!11!! x 1000000"

Well you get the point.

Anyway I'm stopping for today but seriously all I can think about now is already...







Oh shut up like I'll let you know what I'm thinking =).