Sneak peek into agent's holiday

To my dearest fans and supporters,

Recently we've been out-of-sight, taking a break from all our exhausting agent work. Though we are on a holiday, we still do work out to keep our manly physique in shape. Just to tell you, we agents are ok at the moment, able to blend in with the crowd easily due to our extensive agent training. I do have to admit I miss the mission field, but this is a no better time for a break.

Anyway, today we went to work out at Agent Pee Boy's secret liar filled with ridiculous security guards. Of course, they didn't know our identity and tried to throw us out. Si Cheng and I had patience, for we know we shouldn't abuse our power. Still, that guard pissed us off for being utterly unreasonable.

At least we managed to make it to the table tennis table where we started to play. Table tennis can train your accuracy and reaction time, as the ball will fly at amazing velocities. No matter, we were so powerful till we smashed the ball into two ( no exaggeration, just check with any of them), and by the time we ended the ball was CRUSHED ( again, no exaggeration).

We started to talk about old times and the people who used to join us on missions, on their special trademark moves. One of which we talked about is the evil stupid hobbit who always attempts to sabotage the progress of our mission. He is easily recognizable by his RIDICULOUSLY SHORT stature and his unrelenting laughter that can go on to about 15 mins long. Then he starts randomly saying YEAHHHH for no reason. In fact, I heard that he has upgraded his "YEAHH" recently into an... "OOoOoooO YEAHHHH". Next time i see him, I'm gonna stuff a piece of tissue paper into his mouth to stop him from making noise.

Though the day was unfruitful due to the broken ball - and the fact that pee boy was only smart enough to bring ONE ball which also means that he's stupid- we did enjoy talking about old times. About our lives one year before we joined the agency, about how we even formed the agency, and the people that have supported us in our endeavor all this while.

Don't worry people! Even though you are unable to find out where we are at the moment, I'll be sure to update you on our agent activities. See you next time again!

Signed,
Agent Moonwalker

P.S: Pee boy pees in his own swimming pool.